mama mia

When I talk to my mom, it's literally like having someone speak to you in a very foreign language. Have you ever heard of the phrase "going nowhere fast", well try having a conversation one-sentence exchange with my mom.

Example:

If I were to say: "Mom I have to babysit tomorrow" ..this is what she hears (or doesn't hear?): "__________" or maybe she hears elevator music, you're guess is as good as mine?

Ask her to repeat what I said and she would not be able to, to save her life!

If there ever was a question about where I get my selective hearing, well there you go...